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Clearing the Family Home

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It Lasts Longer

A shapely lady notices a man staring at her chest for just a few beats too long, and she says, “Take a picture, sweetheart, it lasts longer.” These days, the staring party might honor the woman’s suggestion. In a matter of seconds, he could snap a cell phone image rivaling …

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A Question of Values

A man approaches a beautiful woman in a bar and asks, “Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?” “Sure,” she says. “OK,” he responds. “Would you sleep with me for five dollars?” She gasps. “What kind of girl do you think I am?” And he says, “We’ve already …